I thought not...
It's not a story Laundry Machine would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth DragonTalesLore was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Memes to influence the wiki pages to create life... He had such a knowledge of the lore of Dragon Tales that he could even keep the pages he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. His pages became so important... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his lore, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, I Am MonkeyBoy taught Laundry Machine everything he knew, then Laundry Machine killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save pages from death, but not himself.
And now, we are here
Another fight... another war... another army.